That ain't funny. That ain't funny, man. Did you know about this?
Find what you're looking for?
- How long have you been following me? - Ever since you decided to be my friend.
What's this all about?
When a skydiver burns in, the cops bring the rig to a safety officer for inspection.
- And this is Jagger's. - And... What?
There's nothing wrong with this rig.
Which means he would have had to screw up big time
in order to float into those power lines.
And there's no way that happened. He had help.
- Aren't these supposed to be metal? - Yeah, it's a smuggler's rig.
- A what? - It's a smuggler's rig.
Drug runners custom-make them out of high-density fabric to escape radar.
- There's no metal in them. - Would these pass through airport security?
- Yeah, probably. - Damn!
What? Pete!
Put this back right where you found it, all right?
You listen to me, these people are killers. You leave the cop stuff to me.
All right.
- Milton. - Mike. wake up, Mike. This is Nessip.
Pete. What?
I got an envelope that I'm delivering to you with a piece of nylon in it.
I want you to examine it for explosives, all right?
Explosives? Nylons? Are you dating that Mongolian feminist again?
Look, I need your help on this, Mike.
I thought you were on suspension... Vacation.
Suspension. You can say it.
Yeah, I am. That's why I need you to do this for me.
Just examine it for explosives, alloys, powder, whatever you can find. Anything.
This is the Justice Department. We don't have time for that.
Mike, just do it, okay?
All right. And don't tell them it's for me, or else they'll fire your ass.
Why can't you just be calling to borrow money like usual, Pete?
Hey.
- Let's go. - Go in.
Come on! Get in there.
Yeah, watch this.
- He isn't balancing at all. - Yeah.
See?
Beautiful!
- Watch it coming down. - I love it. Oh, yeah!
Crash and burn.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
I love it! I love it! What a ride! What a ride!
Need for speed.
That was great! That was great! It was incredible!
How did I do?
Come on, what's with him? I jumped with him. What's the deal?
I don't think he counts what you just did as a jump.
He's kind of funny that way.
Well, what kind of other jump is there?
There's only one kind ofjump and I did a sweet one, if I must say.
My buddy, Luxem, ran the lab on your nylon.
This is serious guacamole.
Look at this. He found C-4 explosive, flash-bang residue, high-grade alloys.
I mean, you ain't dealing with a cat burglar, Pete.
Yeah, but it means I'm in the right place. Tell your friend I owe him one.
No need, I promised him you'd paint his house this summer.
The chopper's aboard.
Good to see you.
Hey, how you doing? Good to see you again.
- How are you? - Good to see you.
- Welcome. Welcome aboard. - Thank you.
- Follow me, please. - We've tested your free sample
and decided we want more.
There's only one way you're gonna get more.
Your price is rather large.
So are the results.
Good evening, everyone. Welcome aboard.
I'm only interested in long-term investments.
What happens when the DEA replaces their dead agents? And they will.
You're buying a very sophisticated data service.
Once we're in the DEA computer, we're in, and we'll update you whenever they do.
And the charge for this update?
$2 million a month
for the operations and names of every undercover DEA agent in the world.
What can I say?
When do we see the list?
The day after Thomas Jefferson died, July 5th. God bless America.
All right, settle down, everybody, settle down.
And welcome to DC.
Yeah!
The jump tomorrow is one you're gonna tell your grandchildren about.
We're jumping into the city's fireworks display
and coming right down in Potomac Park.
That's right.
Everybody settle down.
That's right, a 34-way carousel dive.
Got Jack in the center surrounded by a nine-way star,
outside of that, a 24-way star.
The judges today determine who gets to jump tomorrow, and who doesn't.
You wanna be in a big fireworks show, you'd better fly your butts off.
You need 10 points or better to qualify.
That's all I've got to say. Let's load them up and skydive!
- Four hundred, 450. Something like that. - No.
- What kind of competition is that? - A vicious competition, man.
Ten points I gotta get?
Hey, Swoop, how did you fix in with this group, man?
- It's a little embarrassing, isn't it? - It's all right. It's all right.
What are you, a comedian? Why don't you fuck off?
Nice landing, man!
- You are bad! - That's my man.
My chute!
- All right. All right. Okay. - All right.
Okay, that's 10 points for Moncrief's team.
- That's 10 points for Crossman's team. - Both teams qualify.
Hey, Torski, watch your butt!
Hey! Hey!
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Hey, get the hell out of my face, man.
- Hey! Hey, you, you son of a bitch. - Merry Christmas, asshole.
- Holy shit. What's that guy doing? - It looks like a gift wrap.
Rock and roll!
God damn it!
Get away from me. Get away from me.
Son of a bitch!
Get away. No, get the hell away from me!
Bunch of assholes!
High five.
- Swoop! Swoop! Swoop! Swoop! - Swoop! Swoop! Swoop! Swoop!
Thank you.
- Who's the guy with Torski? - Ty Moncrief.
He's military or something. He shows up now and then for big jumps.
I got to go strangle the weasel.
You do that, Pete.
- That guy was right. - We'll mess things up.
- Look who's here, Deucie. - Knock yourself out, man.
- Mr. Comedian. - We're just jumpers, here.
- What do you think you're doing, sport? - Can't we all just...
You think it's funny? You wanna play with me?
You son of a bitch.
How are you doing now, sport?
You wanna do this? You want to play with me, son?
How do you like that?
Shit!
- Yeah, the toilet's stopped up, man. - Yeah?
- Why don't you go use a tree? - A tree?
- Yeah, right there, see? - Okay.
That's okay. I'm sorry. I'm environmentally conscious.
Why don't you try this on for a while?
Hey, man, none of this is any of your business,
unless you want me to make it such, so why don't you get out of here?
You fuck with my team, you fuck with me.
Hey, fuck you and fuck your team.
I look out for everyone.
Come on. Come on.
Swoop. Swoop. Watch your head. Come on.
What?
So, what about this Ty Moncrief?
Jagger did a couple of drug carries for them three years ago. Thanks.
Is he good enough to be one of the people I'm looking for?
If I find out that he killed Jagger, it won't matter how good he is.
Well, why would he risk showing his face around here?
I mean, what's so special about this DC jump?
Well, the 4th-of-July exhibition, Pete, it's the biggest thing in the world.
I mean, Washington, DC is a drop zone.
Any other day, it's the most restricted air space.
That's why every skydiver worth his ass wants in on this load.
- Where exactly are they putting down? - Sel, pass me that map.
Please. Thank you.
It's right there, right by the Washington Monument.
You mean a jumper could put down anyplace he wanted to?
I myself am going to make a landing right in Abe Lincoln's lap.
Jess, you tell the new guy, "Thanks."
Thanks.
Yeah, tell him, "Anytime." I enjoyed it.
- Can I keep this? - Sure.
All right, see you, guys.
That's him. That's what I've been trying to tell you all along.
- I know. I know. - And I'm telling you,
we'd better take this son of a bitch out
- before he shuts us down. - Shut up. Shut up.
This is real simple. Cops can smell dead cops 100 miles away.
We keep their team on the ground, they'll never touch us.
- I see. So how do you plan on doing that? - By taking out their leader.
Crossman.
This is Jessie's trailer.
Not much longer, man, we've gotta move.
Have a nice trip.
Patrick, get this off to Chicago and wait for the fax. It's number six.
Tom.
- Holy shit. What the hell happened to you? - I've got to talk to you.
Come on in here. Patrick, let me know when that comes in.
Working undercover while on suspension violates your sworn oath.
Not to mention 20 different laws.
- Me accessing his file makes it 21. - I'm in the middle of them.
As a matter of fact, I found one of the chutes from the 747.
- Did you know that? - Yeah. Yeah.
If you've got evidence, make your case to the FBI.
You're going to have to do better than this Ty Moncrief fellow. He's DEA. See that?
- Moncrief is DEA? - Honorably discharged eight months ago.
I'll bring his service record up so you can see it.
What the hell's going on with this computer?
Leedy.
Peter. Pete!
Okay, folks, check it out. Demo jumpers,
we've got about a 12-minute call to dress rehearsal. Twelve-minute call.
Let's nail this one, puppies. we've gotta nail this one.
- Guys, has anyone seen Nessip? - Who? No.
Pete. No.
What's your problem, ace?
What's the matter, sweet pea?
Nothing, I mean, I'm not the pro here,
I don't want to be the one to screw things up.
Sel, you're not going to screw anything up.
Listen to me. This rig, it logged two world titles for Jagger and one for me, all right?
You wanna wear this?
This mean I don't have to wear that stupid helmet?
Sel, no, you don't gotta wear the stupid helmet. How's that, all right?
- Yeah! Let's jump! - The star!
- I'm ready. - Hold on, hotdog.
- Time to go. - Come on, let's go.
- Let's get out there. - Do it!
Shit. Somebody didn't open.
Selkirk, cut away. Damn it.
Cut away.
I can't get it.
Cut away.
4,000 feet.
Swoop, get him. God damn.
- Two grand. Pull it! - Pull it!
- Pull it. - Pull it.
Come on, pull. Come on.
Paramedics to the water area now!
We need a medic over here.
- God, what happened to him? - It's not good.
Sel, can you hear us? Please. God damn it, get this off him.
- Stay with us, Selly. - Oh, Bobby, he's not breathing.
- He's not breathing. - He tried to pull it, it just wouldn't work.
- God. Get up! - Here we go.
Get us a medic, God damn it. Stay with us, Selly.
- I hear it. I hear it. - Yeah! Yeah!
Selkirk, buddy.
- He's breathing. He's breathing. - There you go.
- He's breathing. - Look out, let me in here.
- Look out. You all right? - He's breathing.
Okay. Good job. Good job.
- You're going to be okay. - You're gonna be okay, buddy.
- Can you hear me? - It's okay.
- Sel. - Take it easy.
- We're right here, buddy. - Sorry, guys, but you can't stay in here.
We're going to stay right here with you, buddy, all right?
You can meet us at the hospital, but nobody rides in the van.
- Bullshit, we're family. - Nobody.
Hey, guys, don't worry about it, right? You guys have gotta jump anyway.
Get the hell out of here. Just tell Jess her rig's broken.
All right, man, we'll see you at the hospital.
Where the hell is Jessie?
Winona, let's get this plane in the air. We're going after Ty's plane.
- Who's this? - I'm a US Marshal.
Now, you can read about it later.
No way, later. We're going. Come on. Crank it up.
- I want to jump! - Okay, let's go.
- Let's go. - Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!
Bye-bye.
Let's go. Chutes on. Let's go.
Here we go.
We're so close to pulling this off. All you have to do...
Hey, surprise!
Only one of you really has to die. So tell me, who killed Jagger?
How about me? You wanna try me?
You come here, I'll shoot you right in between the fucking eyes!
Jesus, Jessie, bad idea...
You look like a little boy without a chute, Jessie.
- I knew it was you, Ty. - Stay there.
You don't know what you're doing.
No. You don't know what the fuck you're doing.
Let me tell you about Jagger. He betrayed you.
He left you in prison to rot like jailbait. This is his girlfriend.
You meant nothing to him. He's dead. You're on the wrong...
Sit down.
Get off of me.
- Get off. - Throw her out.
Throw her out.
Jump. Jump, Jessie, I dare you.
- Oh, shit. - Jess.
- She's got a lot ofjuice. - Yeah, but she ain't got no wings, man.
Let's go, get our chutes on.
We've lost them.
They sure as hell weren't tracking for the fireworks.
I know where Ty's headed.
He's going to the DEA building. Right near the drop zone.
- Should I radio for backup? - Yeah, right.
First they'll laugh at you, then they'll throw your ass in jail.
Jesus, Mary, priest!
Jessie.
She's hanging on the footrail. What the hell is she doing?
I know exactly what she's doing. It's the only trick I know.
- Swoop, what are you doing? - I'm not going to miss this.
...reveals nothing.
I suggest his mind has been so conditioned as part of a preconceived plan.
God damn, look at this dweeb.
You think by the 23rd century they'd have better toupees than that.
- They all wear wigs on that show. - Not Spock.
- He got the ears. - What the hell are you talking about?
All clear up here. I'm going to the 19th floor.
Little power hit.
Probably burning down the kitchen again.
Joanne, are you cooking again?
we've had a couple power spikes.
No, you guys want to order a pizza? I'm starving.
All right, we're in.
- Radio check. - One.
- Two. - Three.
Clear.
Not now.
There is no logic in Thelev's attack upon the Captain. There is no logic...
Okay.
- Is it going to work? - It's going to work.
Come on, come on, come on.
Go, go, go, go, go.
- Leedy. Earl. Earl! - Leedy, quickly.
Where are you? Come on.
- We're all clear. - Good.
Okay, we're into the game.
Come on.
How smart can one man be?
Jimmy Sansome, Jesus Christ, that guy used to hit on me.
This guy's a Fed?
- Deuce, run code blue. Are you ready? - Yeah, copy, Ty. I'm ready to rock and roll.
It's cool up here. The chutes are ready.
- What the... - Look out!
What's the matter, you can't fly?
Swoop, get away from the door. Follow me.
Come on, get him up.
You're dead, dead.
Thank God!
Listen up. Stage 1 is completed. Stay focused, we're right on schedule.
Yeah. Well, the schedule's gonna change.
- Come on. Are you okay? - There you go.
- Swoop, stay here. Don't rob him, okay? - Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
- I'm going for help. - Okay, easy, take it easy. Easy.
She's going for help.
What the hell?
Joanne, come back to me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you.
Joanne, we've got a circuit trip, says a washer trolley is moving.
Check it out, will you?
Hi, we might be under attack from Klingons.
Maybe they got food. Okay, I'm on my way.
I'll be back.
Ty, the elevator's moving.
Stop it on this floor. I'm coming to meet you.
Stay with Leedy.
Hey!
Quiet, quiet, quiet. Give him the gun, give him the gun.
It's okay, don't panic. Why don't you radio down and tell them everything's fine,
you're okay? Tell them you're fine.
Nothing going on up here.
We're still getting a washer-trolley signal, though.
- Probably just a short. - Roger. Yeah, thank you.
You're dismissed.
You take care of her. I'm letting them know.
Oh, my God!
- Fuck! - What? Whoa!
God damn it! You go up on the roof.
Kara, check the floor. I'm coming with Leedy. I'm with the magician.
You're on the roof. I need you. Come on, come on, let's go.
- All right, Leedy, I'm right outside. - What? Where are you going? Hey!
Shit!
I'm calling for backup.
Call the fire department, too. We got smoke on the 20th floor.
Right.
Close it out. Close it out. Now!
- Ty... - You little... God damn it.
Kara.
- Are you proud of yourself? - Ty, get off me.
Come on. Come on, go, go.
I'll be right back, okay? Okay, I'll be right nearby.
- Right nearby, okay? - All right. All right.
Jessie?
Jessie, what do you want me to do?
Jessie...
- Leedy, don't you move. - What?
Wait, wait. No, wait, wait.
- Don't move. - You got them. You got them.
You've got them on hijacking, murder, smuggling, kidnapping, cruelty to animals.
Look what they did to me. They took my finger...
Thought you'd get away from me, huh?
Earl. Earl, you disappoint me. They're going to put you away if you go in.
Who's your friend?
Look, I was just trying to stall them for you.
You're the reason your little brother's dead, you idiot.
Families shouldn't fly together.
That's all right, you'll meet him again. I guarantee that.
And when you do, he's gonna bust your ass.
You try and stop me, or bring me somewhere, you're fucked!
He's bluffing, Jessie. He needs this little bastard.
Don't you think about it!
Shoot him, shoot him dead!
Freeze! Drop your weapons.
I said drop them!
Leedy? Leedy!
Shit!
I'm going for it.
Oh, Jesus. Look, guys, is this really necessary? I'm not that hurt.
You know, I've been through worse than this before.
I will personally write the President
and recommend that you receive commendation for your actions.
Now, if you'll just maintain your stations here, and secure this location,
I'll be checking the rest of the area.
- Jerry. - Dupont, Ted.
- Yes, very good work. - With a "J."
Leedy. Leedy. Leedy, you come back here. Leedy.
Leedy. Stop that guy. Stop. The one with the bozo hairdo.
Leedy. Jesus, listen to me. Listen to me.
He's wearing a DEA jacket. Stop...
Leedy, you come... Leedy! Leedy! Stop that guy.
No way.
Don't make me roll after you. You better not make me roll after you.
Yeah, that guy right there. He's one of the bad guys.
Fucking awesome, man.
Way to go, Swoop!
Hey, man, it's the other leg, man.
- All right, I'll see you in a bit. - All right.
Pete! Hi, Pete, are you all right?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Well, you jumped, you lived. That's a good start.
Yeah. Maybe in another 40 or 50 years I'll try it again.
Pete! Pete, Pete, Pete.
- Swoop! - Hey, Pete, Pete.
- Listen, talk to these guys, okay? - We want to help you.
Okay? Tell them that my leg is broke, okay?
Anything you want, Swoop. Anything you want, brother.